Montreal Reptiles – Creatures that live in dark, wet swamps make great household pets! The reptiles in Montreal will help you on your way to total social ostracization!
Montreal Snakes and Lizards
Mom always said that you couldn’t have a snake in the house. Well, you’re an adult now – so it’s time to hit up the local Montreal reptile store! Oh, boy! Now your dates will feel even more uncomfortable when they visit your apartment. Good going, snakeface.
Keep your scaly friends happy with great products from Reptisafe, Repti Therm, Repti Shelter, and ReptiSun. Basically every legitimate reptile manufacturer has a "ReptiXXX" name -- so make sure you read
the label to see if it's appropriate for your pet. In a nutshell, Montreal reptiles need food, shelter, water, and entertainment. If your pet doesn't take kindly to your makeshift terrarium, maybe you should get an approved reptile habitat home.
If you pay the rent, you can have whatever kind of pet you want. Yes, even reptiles. Montreal doesn’t have any laws on the books saying you can’t have a 40-foot python in your bathroom, so go for it! What’s that you say? You’re under 18 years old? Well, it’s going to take a lot of supplies to make your reptile happy in your mom’s basement. The first thing you’ll need is some sort of cage or aquarium for your Montreal reptile home.
You can find a lot of reptile gear and supplies in Montreal at special pet stores or online. If you’re headed online for Montreal reptile gear, you might want to look for people with the same interests, since there’s not a big reptile community in your hometown. Gosh, nobody really understands you, do they?
If you are in the market for reptiles in Montreal you will need to decide what species of reptile is right for you. As everybody knows, reptiles love humans. Why, they’ll even eat them if given half a chance (think crocodiles and alligators). Actually, alligators prefer the taste of ham over human flesh -- so you may have to stop by the supermarket on the way to the swamp. Just food for thought.
If you’re serious about getting a snake, lizard, or other reptilian pet, you need to read before you slap down your hard-earned cash for that Horny Toad. Many reptiles need a hot, moist home to live in, and if their heating rock fails during the workday, they could be dead by the time you get home. Remember, the only thing that smells worse than a snake is a dead snake. Ew. If you're going to buy a scaly friend, you should make sure you're down with that kind of responsibility. Montreal reptiles count on you for their daily crickets/mice/mealworms. Without you, they'd be dead.
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